I think I was in second grade when my dad gave me a book listing the official rules of baseball. As I read it, I thought, "I wonder if someone reads these rules aloud to the spectators before each game. It would take a long time, but it's good for everyone to know what is and isn't allowed on the field." I started listening to KMOX baseball broadcasts sporadically, making sure to catch the pregame features, thinking that there might be a reading of the rules before the game started. I thought an umpire or perhaps the home team's president would announce to the crowd, "These are the rules of this official game!"
Alas, that never happened.
"Oh, well," I thought. "Baseball games are already pretty long, so it probably isn't realistic to expect someone to recite the rules. I guess everyone just has to read the rules on their own time."
I have no desire to be a kid again, but it makes me smile to remember how endearingly naive we all are to some extent when we're young.