Monday, May 18, 2015

No need for a helicopter, then...

From an actual traffic report on an FM station I won't name: "I'm guessing all the roads are good."

Why bother to look at the roads when you can just give listeners your best guess instead?  Fortunately, the station didn't approach weather forecasts that way.  I can just imagine..."Cloudy or sunny skies today, with a high temperature in the cold, cool, warm, or hot range, and a possibility of rain--or not."