Saturday, December 19, 2015
Seeing a carol through to the end
I almost never turn the radio off in the middle of a phrase when listening to a song or piece that I like. If it's a selection I like pretty well, I usually wait for a logical break in the song before turning it off. If it's a selection I like even more, it's not unusual for me to wait in a parking lot, circle the block a couple of times, or drive down various side streets looking at Christmas lights until the song reaches its conclusion. Once, as I listened to a strong choral rendition of "The First Noel," my instinct for knowing when a song ends was put to the test, unexpectedly. I was about to park, thinking my pulling into a space would coincide perfectly with the carol's last verse. It didn't work out that way, however. Normally, I would expect "The First Noel" to end with the lyric, "Born is the king of Israel!" This version, however, threw me for a loop by elongating that lyric, and tacking on the first of several false endings. I thought it was about to end, when suddenly, I heard, "Nooooooellllllll!" "OK," I thought. "That must be the end." I was wrong. After a breath, I heard, "NOOOOELLLL!" "There. That's a logical place to conclude," I thought. I started to turn the ignition off, only to hear the choir come roaring back in with "NOOOOELLLLLLLLLLLLL!" "Surely, that must be the end," I figured. Nope. The choir, in an attempt to shatter the windshield glass of anyone listening in a car, belted out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" even louder. For good measure, there was a brassy instrumental finish on top of that. About three years later, after I'd used the ATM, gone through the car wash, mailed a few Christmas cards, visited the recycling center, and helped utility crews restore power to three neighboring towns, the carol ended. Or, at least, I think it did. For all I know, as soon as I turned the radio off, the choir might have started singing a seldom-heard follow-up verse, "The second noooooellllll is the one that's not first..."