The frustrated driver started growling and snarling, wondering why it was so difficult to find a way out of the parking lot. After what felt like an eternity, he pulled off into traffic, wondering why all those other cars had to be there at the same time he was. As traffic started to move, he realized he'd been listening to "Jolly Old St. Nicholas" the entire time--and started to laugh at the contrast between the music and his excessive grumbling over nothing.
If only we could all catch ourselves that way before letting road rage get the better of us...