I heard this exchange during an FM dial scan years ago:
Voice 1: Know that even when no one else can see you, Jesus sees you. He knows what's goin' on!
Voice 2: I went in my room and got on my knees. You see, I knew I needed help!
Alas, I switched to another station after Voice 2's plea for help. I guess I shouldn't be concerned, however. Presumably, the station wouldn't have aired such an exchange if it ended with Voice 2's unanswered prayers and a resulting life of failure and despair.
