While grocery shopping recently, I thought, "It'd be nice if the store played Christmas music, but I guess it's not mandatory."
I listened more closely. Turns out, Christmas music was playing. It was a techno-sounding, seemingly Auto-Tuned version of "Jingle Bells."
Nothing says one can't sing "Jingle Bells" that way. In my view, however, "Jingle Bells" shouldn't have an "oonce, oonce, oonce" beat.
