Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Ask a simple question...

...and if you do customer service work over the phone, you might not get a simple answer.  After all the years I've spent doing such work, it amazes me how many people are befuddled when I ask for their name.  Over time, I've changed my phrasing.  I used to ask, "May I take your name, please?"  Too often, people didn't understand what I was asking.  Eventually, I started phrasing it more directly, asking, "What is your name, please?"  Even then, some callers had to clarify my question.  (i.e. "My name, you mean?")

During the early '90s, a Missouri state representative advocated placing warning labels on albums containing profane or obscene language.  To justify her view, she read rap lyrics while paraphrasing the profanity.  I remember at least one morning DJ playing an excerpt of her reciting, "What the eff is your name, mothereffer?"

If I were a less cautious worker, I'd respond to clueless callers that way.  I'm not that person, however, so I'll continue to censor myself.