One night, a former co-worker walked by, during a pause in singing R.E.M.'s "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" He asked, "Drew, are you a monster?"
After I replied, "No, I don't think so," he continued singing, paraphrasing the next lyric, "Drew's not a monster..."
If I'd said yes or ignored the question and kept typing, I wonder how he would have proceeded.