Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Plausible song parodist tabby II

I'm concerned that my cat, Collette, has expanded her biting routine.  Until recently, she would just bite my feet.  Lately, however, she has also bitten my arms for no apparent reason.  Considering she has drawn blood three times in four days, it's no wonder I've been having a recurring dream.  In it, Collette sings her own version of Zapp's "I Can Make You Dance" through a vocal harmonizer.  Some days, she sings, "I can bite your feet if you want me to."  Other times, it's "I can bite your arms..."

At least in my dreams, if not reality, I have the illusion of a choice.