The foot-biting antics of my cat, Collette, and her kittens have gotten out of hand. Just now, they walked by me, singing to the tune of The Captain & Tennille's "Love Will Keep Us Together," "Feet! Feet will cause us to bite you..."
Now, really...Having feet shouldn't make a person a cat-biting magnet. Alas, I haven't been able to convince this unruly brood of tabby hooligans.