I had to admire the latest foot-biting parody lyrics my cat, Collette, and her kittens crafted. To the tune of "Grazing In The Grass" by The Friends Of Distinction, they sang, "Both of your feet are right here; we can bite them. And nothing but feet taste so real; we can chew them..."
Then, during the chorus, they pulled off masterfully precise vocals, warbling, "I can bite them. He can bite them. She can bite them. We can bite them. They can bite them. You can bite them. Oh, let's bite them. Can we bite them, maybe?"
I'm perplexed but impressed that the cats asked if I wanted to bite my own feet and asked if I minded being bitten. I declined their foot-biting requests, of course. I praised them, though, for honoring the spirit of the original lyrics.
