My cat, Collette, doesn't lack confidence. After biting my feet recently, she started singing to the tune of a Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show hit, "On the cover of the Modern Cat..." Just as Hook and company sang about being on the cover of Rolling Stone, Collette has lofty ambitions. I suspect she thinks she'll be the cover cat for an issue with the article, "Preemptive Biting: One Tabby's Case."
Actually, I'd be curious to read about Collette's supposed justification for foot chomping.
