My cat, Collette, is having her teeth cleaned and a tooth extracted as I write this. She deserves to be commended for her endurance when she gets home, so for once, I'll encourage her to bite my feet. Ordinarily, I wouldn't sing or even think about "We Are Santa's Elves," but I think my lyrics, sung to that melody, will be appropriate:
"Will you bite my feet? Would you bite my feet? You're my brave cat. I know you'd like that. Come on, bite my feet."
I trust Collette will accept this as a hero's welcome.
