I was surprised to hear myself borrow a moment from "The Brady Bunch" and quote Alice's cousin, Emma, today.
"I've gotten as soft as a civilian," I said in jest. "Here it is, September 24, and I haven't done my annual requisite listening of Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September' yet. It's too infectious of a tune not to hear in the month it celebrates."
(Pause to rectify this grievous error)
Alright, I'm back. I've listened to "September." Order has been restored, and the earth may now resume spinning on its axis.
