In recent weeks, I've heard multiple live and recorded radio commercials for Collette, the travel company. I keep hearing announcers saying things like, "Collette will take care of everything," and "Collette will handle all the arrangements."
Then, I look at my cat, Collette, who doesn't suffer fools gladly, and imagine a commercial in which the announcer says, "If everything isn't to your satisfaction, Collette will bite you."
It's probably best that my cat isn't a travel company employee.
