Given the recent spate of calls I've received that show up on caller ID as "SPAM RISK," I'm tempted to install an answering machine and use the chorus of Zebra's "Tell Me What You Want" as the outgoing announcement. These spammers deserve to hear, "Tell me what you waaaaaaant! Tell me what you want!" blaring in their ears, at a minimum.
Sidebar: Does any radio station still play this Zebra tune? I've almost never heard it since 1983.
