Wednesday, May 25, 2016

High school orchestra or New York Philharmonic? Who can tell?

My brother once played a recording of an impressive keyboard riff.

"That's good," I said.  "Is that you playing the keyboard?"

"No," he replied. "That's Bruce Hornsby."

Oops.

"Hmmm," I thought.  "I might as well supplement an inadvertent mistake with a deliberate one."

"Nice lamp," I said, nodding toward a lamp that was obviously store-bought.  "Did you make that?"

As people say when driving on ice, it's often advisable to steer into the skid.