Saturday, November 19, 2016

Context? XIX

While listening to short excerpts of NPR's "Morning Edition" on KWMU Friday, I heard the phrases "the color of Pepto-Bismol" and "will clear your sinuses" come up.  "A medicine that clears up stomach trouble and allergies?" I thought. "That's intriguing."

The segment wasn't about medicine, however.  In looking it up, I discovered it was about correspondent Susan Stamberg's enthusiasm for her mother-in-law's cranberry relish.  The recipe includes not only cranberries and sugar, but onions and horseradish, as well.

Although those ingredients seem to clash, I won't pass judgment.  I've never tasted that relish, after all.  Also, I tasted a surprisingly delicious smoothie recently that included such disparate ingredients as blueberries and cucumbers.  That odd combo goes down easily, so perhaps the relish does, too.

I still wish someone would invent a medicine that combines the healing powers of Claritin and Pepto-Bismol, though.