Tonight, my cat surprised me. When I got home, she told me she was devoting herself to a worthy cause--making sure that every animal has easy access to working faucets and clean drinking water. She rapped about her cause for me, which was impressive. Her arguments were unassailable, and her rhymes were impeccable. She told me she was recording her first album under the moniker The Notorious R.H.T., i.e. Really Hydrated Tabby.
I'm proud of her. You just don't expect that sort of justice-crusading initiative from your cat.
