A DJ was looking at a college radio station's on-air schedule. After seeing Bob Jones listed on the schedule, she remarked, "I've never met anyone named Bob Jones here. Is that a generic name they're listing on the schedule until the shift is filled, or is there actually a Bob Jones who works here?"
Bob Jones was the actual name of a DJ that semester. If I hadn't known that, though, I might have wondered the same thing. In college, it's easy to forget sometimes that the simplest answer is often the correct one.