After a peaceful evening, my cat, Collette, is making up for lost time this morning. So far, she has bitten my feet, tried to pull food out of the refrigerator, and gotten a claw caught in my sock. After several minutes of her out-of-control antics, I sang to her, jokingly, to the tune of the commercial jingle, "A mountain man lives by his own set of rules." (What product is that for, incidentally? I haven't found it yet, and I've been searching.) However, I changed it to "A kitty cat lives by her own set of rules."
I'm sure that wasn't news to Collette.
