Anyone who attended my broadcasting school likely remembers having to read a radio commercial script that began, "Company coming? Then, you'll want to try Scott's Ale in the big new jumbo quart!"
I managed a respectable reading, but I was never 100% satisfied with the way I asked, "Company coming?" It's not natural for me to ask that of anyone--not with that phrasing, at least.
Just now, nearly 28 years after the fact, I think I nailed it. The trick, I think, is not to think about it while you're asking the question.
With that finally settled, how does one sound realistic when touting big new jumbo quarts of ale?