This morning, upon spotting a minor mistake in a blog post, I uttered a few choice profanities. To calm down, I tuned into Dr. Collette, the advice show cat, on the radio. Predictably, she recommended biting people's feet.
"I can't do that," I told Dr. Collette. "That's not fair to them. They didn't cause the error. I don't want to bite my own feet, either. That would cause me pain and just make me angrier."
"Suit yourself," Dr. Collette said, "but I've found that foot-biting always works for me."
Alas, we've reached an impasse.
