I've written previously about Collette the cat's habit of biting my feet. Recently, I had a dream in which Collette debuted as a radio advice show host. In the dream, all of Collette's advice to callers revolved around foot-biting. (i.e. "Feeling depressed? Try biting people on the feet. You'll feel better. Kids or kittens being disrespectful? What they need is a good foot-biting. Employees not working hard enough? They'll get with the program after you bite their feet.")
The dream ended with the beginning of Collette's second day as a talk show host. Wisely, the station had added the disclaimer at the beginning of her show, "The opinions expressed on this program reflect only the views of the host and not necessarily those of this station."
