Yesterday, I received an email from The Bach Society Of St. Louis about upcoming chorus auditions. I'm flattered to be asked, but I can't sing. Actually, I can sing, but only partially on-key in a very narrow range. As much as I'd like to join the chorus in belting out "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring" or "Sussex Carol," I can't do them justice--unless the choral director and chorus are willing to settle for really imperfect pitch.