Admittedly, this earworm grates on me. I'm not sure why it's on my mind today, as I don't think I've heard it on the radio since 1981. If you've never heard the 1958 hit, "Short Shorts," by Royal Teens, you're fortunate. The tune is as simple and straightforward lyrically as you might expect. In fairness, however, this type of pop hit doesn't require depth.
If I have to say something positive about it, I'll just admit it's concise and leave it at that.
