Two nights ago, I put a small bag of banana peels and empty yogurt containers I was about to toss on the kitchen counter. It hadn't been there even three seconds before my cat, Collette, jumped on the counter and poked her head in it. I shouted, "No! Stop it!" and sprinted after her. I chased Collette into the living room, where she ran around with the bag around her neck. When I snatched it from her, I thought, "I'm not sure if 'Yakety Sax' or Billy Joel's 'Root Beer Rag' is the best underscoring for a scene this silly."
Actually, I think either song would suffice.
