Off and on for decades, when I've driven past almost any convenience store, I've thought of the theme song for the short-lived sitcom, "Open All Night." (i.e. "This is the story of Gordon Feester, born in Ohio the day before Easter...Now, he's open all night. Open all night, Open all night...")
I watched the first episode this morning, after not seeing it since its original airing in 1981. It's refreshing that a sitcom theme could have a decent hook then; the lyrics could tell the main character's story from birth to running a convenience store, while the network expected viewers to stay with it for--Gasp!--an entire minute.
