To my knowledge, "Kidney In A Cooler" by Keller Williams is the only song I've heard containing a surprisingly rhythmic lyric about someone with perpendicular teeth. Sometimes, when I feel weary, I sing "Drained, depleted, and spent," to the rhythm in which Williams sings, "Perpendicular teeth."
The breezy way I sing it matches the way Williams somehow makes a refrain about perpendicular teeth sound catchy. That juxtaposition between my state of mind and the easy-going rhythm reminds me that being drained, depleted, and spent is just a temporary condition.
Leave it to a quirky song that one could only write from personal experience to inspire a completely unrelated lyric from me with the same number of syllables.
