This morning, on my 47th birthday, the first ad that Yahoo showed me was for a company called Elderly Instruments. I don't recall that coming up before. A few minutes later, I turned on KYKY and heard the Phillips & Company morning crew discussing a list of "signs you're getting older." Apparently, if I take my search engine-triggered ad and radio seriously, I'm now supposed to purchase a banjo and start saying, "Back in my day," or "Back in the day..."
I haven't done either of those things yet. Then again, it's still early in the day.
