What I would typically say during a scores report:
- Team A notched two large victories over Team B by scores of 23-5 and 15-4.
- Team C won twice, as well, downing Team D, 9-7 and 14-3.
- Team E eked out a couple of close wins over Team F, 2-1 and 3-2.
- It was a mixed day for Team G in its doubleheader. It was Team G 9, Team H 6 and Team H over Team G, 13-2.
- It was also a split decision for Teams I and J. In game one, Team I topped Team J, 10-3. In game two, Team J outscored Team I, 9-2.
- Ye Gods, it was a two-pronged barn burner for Team K in its 9-8 and 10-9 wins over Team L!
- Nothing could deter Team M in its maniacal 12-3 and 14-4 manhandlings of Team N.
- Heavily caffeinated Team O shut out seemingly somnambulant Team P, 8-nothing and 9-zero.
- The scales of justice balanced for Teams Q and R. In game one, Team Q got past Team R, 5-3. Team R, however, summoned its collective inner Libra in game two to best Team Q by that same score.
- Here's what you call a lopsided, leaping-off-the-teeter-totter-with-abrupt-alacrity-when-a-swarm-of-bees-seeks-its-revenge-upon-you-for-denigrating-its-species-as-good-for-almost-nothing-but-honey pair of outcomes. In the first contest, Team S stuck out its metaphorical feet, tripping up Team T, 15-5. Team T didn't mope about its battle scars between games, however, as a quick jaunt to an urgent care center and unanimous resolve not to ride a 50-year-old, splinter-laden bench resulted in its 16-1 conquering of Team S in their second out-for-blood-but-not-in-a-life-threatening-way-because-there-are-laws confrontation.
