Thursday, February 8, 2018

Channeling "Calvin And Hobbes?"

I've had an odd recurring dream for years.  A radio advice show host, hit by the flu, asks his pet tiger, who inexplicably speaks English, to fill in for him.  The tiger brings, shall we say, a different frame of reference to the table than the host.  His first caller says she's fed up with the rude treatment she has received from a group of people.  (Sometimes, in the dream, her antagonists are friends who have drifted apart.  Other times, they're in-laws or co-workers.)  The tiger thinks for a moment and then says, "Hmmm...That's a tough one, but I'd recommend devouring them whole."

What else would you expect a talk show tiger host to say?  After all, we're all products of our environment.