One St. Louis commercial jingle has been a pleasant-sounding but persistent earworm for years. I've heard it many times over the past six or seven years on KMOX. All together now...
..."If you owned a Patriot sunroom, how would you use it?"
A former co-worker once emailed me, joking that he'd gotten a Patriot sunroom but couldn't figure out how to use it.
"It did not come with directions," he wrote.
Years later, I still don't know if he ever figured that out.