Wednesday, July 18, 2018

The green apple telegraph voice test...

...No, that's not the name of a psychedelic group or album...

I've written previously about my battle with dysphonia.  Recently, I devised a test to gauge how good or bad my voice sounds.  I drank some apple-flavored Tango soda or eat a green apple, as green apple flavoring is supposed to help one's voice.  Then, I put on the 45 of "Western Union" by The Five Americans and monitor how closely I'm able to replicate the telegraph sounds. If I can enunciate them reasonably clearly, I know my voice is in good shape.

My doctors haven't vouched for the validity of this method, but for me, at least, it's an effective test.