Thursday, May 14, 2020

"Next!"

Years ago, I heard someone auditioning on the air for a talk show.  I remember the potential host's exchange with the show's producer going like this:

HOST: I know many of you are used to hearing (name of regular host, mispronounced) in this time slot.
PRODUCER: (corrects the host's pronunciation)
HOST: Oh, really?  Is he the son of (longtime former talk show host on the station)? (Upon finding out he's a former host's son): Well, I'll be darned.

I remember gritting my teeth when I heard that and thinking, "It's a shame he didn't do that research before the show.  I'll be shocked if he gets the gig."

Sure enough, management hired someone else.